December 2011
303 posts
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
If you succeed in cheating someone, don’t think...
American Dad: "Wife Insurance" - Season 4, Episode...
Stan: Oh Francine, you know i'll always come back.
Francine: I know, but sometimes I think about if you didn't. And you know what? I think that would be it for the romantic part of my life, and that'd be fine because I would've known my soulmate, my one true love. That's more than most people ever get. And the memory of our love would be enough to sustain me for the rest of my days alone.
“Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that by hating...”
– Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven
“The key question to keep asking is, Are you spending your time on the right...”
– Randy Pausch (via ckl0ve
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